1. A god-like person that is infinitely more cunning than a civil engineer but unlike an engineer, actually has developed the social skills of an 'A' list celeb. 2. A typical Surveyor uses all manner of cool robotic instruments, laser scanners, electronic measuring devices, high-end computer programs and a beat up old 4WD. 3. A Typical Surveyor is better than "mans best friend," makes females go weak at the knees just by being in their presence and still has time to go to the pub after work. 4. Famous Surveyors in history are GOD, MacGyver, Mr T, Chuck Norris, The Loch Ness Monster, Einstein, JFK, Malcom X, Snoopy, James Bond, all Ninjas, Mr Miyagi, Thomas Edison and The Hoff. 5. The average surveyor is able to bring the real world into the office of the timid engineering tech by all manner of observations and exact measurements and can easily take the rambling designs of a fat-arsed but excitable civil engineer and put them into the real world. 6. The Surveyor is often the target for the jealousy of others due to feelings of inadequacy (usually in the pants). Due to this, Surveyors will often work in crews where each will watch the other's back like a highly trained quasi-military unit. In this case the term "Survey Crew" can be applied.
